This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

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1            Hell Hole
2            Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight
3            Heavy Duty
4            Rock 'N' Roll Creation [single edit]
5            America
6            Cups And Cakes

1            Big Bottom [1973 version]
2            Sex Farm
3            Stonehenge [1975 version]
4            Gimme Some Money
5            (Listen To The) Flower People

The window's dirty, the mattress stinks
This ain't no place to be a man
Ain't got no future, ain't got no past
And I don't think I ever can

The floor is filthy the walls are thin
The wind is howling in my face
The rats are peeling, I'm losing ground
Can't seem to join the human race

Yeah, I'm living in a hell hole
Don't want to stay in this hell hole
Don't want to die in this hell hole
Girl, get me out of this hell hole

I rode the jetstream, I hit the top
I'm eating steak and lobster tails
The sauna's drafty, the pool's too hot
The kitchen stinks of boiling snails

The taxman's coming, the butler quit
This ain't no way to be a man
I'm going back to where I started
I'm flashing back into my pan

It's better in a hell hole
You know where you stand in a hell hole
Folks lend a hand in a hell hole
Girl get me back to my hell hole.

Little girl, it's a great big world
But there's only one of me
You can't touch 'cause I cost too much but
Tonight I'm gonna rock you
Yeah, tonight I'm gonna rock you
Tonight!

You're sweet but you're just four feet
And you still got your baby teeth
You're too young and I'm too well hung
But tonight I'm gonna rock you
Yeah, tonight I'm gonna rock you
Tonight!

You're hot to take all we got
Not a dry seat in the house
Next day, we'll be on our way
But tonight I'm gonna rock you
Yeah, tonight I'm gonna rock you
Tonight!

No light fantastic ever crosses my mind
That meditation stuff can make you go blind
Just crank that music to the point of pain
Why waste good music on a brain

I see you dancing there in front of the band
You're playin' the solos with no guitar in your hand
I don't pull no punches I wouldn't waste your time
And just cause it pays, that ain't no crime

Don't need a woman, I won't take me no wife
I get the rock and roll and that'll be my life
No page in history baby- that, I don't need
I just want to make some eardrums bleed

When there was darkness and the void was king and ruled the elements
When there was silence and the hush was almost deafening
Out of the emptiness (salvation!)
Salvation!
Rhythm and light and sound

Twas the rock and roll creation
Twas a terrible big bang
Twas the ultimate mutation
Ying was searching for his yang
And he looked and he saw that it was good

When I'm alone beneath the stars and feeling insignificant
I turn within to see the forces that created me...

I look to the stars and the answer is clear
I look in the mirror and see what I fear

Tis the rock and roll creation
Tis the accident reversed
Tis the rolling of the ocean and the rocking of the earth
And I looked and I saw that it was good!

We came like babies
From our home across the sea to see America
And the people opened up their arms
To welcome us... to America

We came like children
From a far and distant land to see America
And the golden sun of freedom
filtered down to us, in America

Super highways here and there
Pretty womens everywhere
Brady Bunch and Smokey Bear
Buildings reaching to the sky
Afro-sheen and apple pie
PTA and FBI

Each religion, race, and creed
gets exactly what they need
God bless Johnny Appleseed

Cups and cakes
Cups and cakes
Oh what good things mother makes
You've got to take tea won't you take it with me
What a gay time it will be

Cups and cakes
Cups and cakes
Please make sure that nothing breaks
The china's so dear and the treacle so clear
And I'm glad that you are here

Cups and cakes
Cups and cakes
I'm so full my tummy aches
How sad it must end
But I'm glad I've a friend
Sharing cups and cakes with me
And cakes with me...

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history
There lived a strange race of people...the Druids.
No one knows who they were, or what they were doing...
But their legacy remains...
Hewn into the living rock of Stonehenge.

Stonehenge, where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge, where a man is a man
And the children dance to the pipes of pan

Stonehenge, tis a magic place
Where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face
Stonehenge, where the virgins lie
And the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky

And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time to that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow
I will take you there, I will show you how

And oh, how they danced, the little children of Stonehenge
Beneath the haunted moon.
For fear that daybreak might come too soon.

And where are they now, the little people of Stonehenge?
And what would they say to us...
If we were here... tonight?

Stop wasting my time
You know what I want
You know what I need
Or maybe you don't
Do I have to come right
Flat out and tell you everything?

I'm nobody's fool
I'm nobody's clown
I'm treating you cool
I'm putting you down
But baby I don't intend to leave empty handed
Gimme some money
Gimme some money

Don't get me wrong
Try getting me right
Your face is ok, but your purse is too tight
I'm looking for pound notes, loose change
Bad checks, anything

Listen... to what the flower people say
Listen... it's getting louder every day
Listen... it's like a bolt out of the blue
Listen... it could be calling now for you

Flower people walk on by
Flower people don't you cry
It's not too late (No!)
It's not too late

Listen... it's like a Mozart symphony
Listen... it's something just for you and me
Listen... to what the flower people say
Listen... it's getting truer every day

The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)
The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames
(Christmas with the Devil)
There's a demon in my belly
And a gremlin in my brain
There's someone up the chimney hole
And Satan is his name

The rats ate all the presents
And the reindeer ran away
(Christmas with the Devil)
There'll be no Father Christmas
'Cause it's Evil's holiday
(Christmas with the Devil)

So come all ye unfaithful
Don't be left out in the cold
You don't need no invitation, no
Your ticket is your soul

The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains
The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames

Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil

This is Spinal Tap, wishing you and yours the most joyous of holiday seasons. God bless us, everyone!

The rats ate all the presents
And the reindeer ran away
(Christmas with the Devil)
There'll be no Father Christmas
'Cause it's Evil's holiday
(Christmas with the Devil)

So come all ye unfaithful
Don't be left out in the cold
You don't need no invitation, no
Your ticket is your soul

The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains
The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames

Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil
Christmas with the Devil