BRAINHAMMER
Megaphone #DS201
released 1970
INCLUDES
Big Bottom
Springtime
Lie Back And Take It
Swallow My Love
Brainhammer
Stonehenge
Hey Buddha
Death Warrior
BIG BOTTOM
(Tufnel / St. Hubbins)
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights,
yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
SPRINGTIME
(Tufnel / St. Hubbins)
Springtime is on my mind
Flowers blooming, all the time
Smell the roses
Smell the grass
Old man winter can kiss my ass
Don't you think that it's a pity?
Don't you think that it's a shame?
Don't you wish that
Every season was the same
Time for loving in the park
Wear a jumper when it gets dark
Mind the prickles
Mind the dew
Wash your willie when you're through
Don't you think that it's a pity?
Don't you think that it's a shame?
Don't you wish that
Every season was the same
Springtime, enough's enough
Tired of flowers and all that stuff
Want some drizzle
Want some sleet
Want some wellies on my feet
Don't you think that it's a pity?
Don't you think that it's a shame?
Don't you wish that
Every season was the same
STONEHENGE - original version
(Tufnel / St. Hubbins)
Stonehenge, where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge, where a man is a man
And the children dance to the pipes of pan
Stonehenge, it's a magic place
Where the pale moon rises with a dragon's face
Stonehenge, where the virgins lie
And the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky
And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time to that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow
I will take you there, I will show you how
Stonehenge, where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge, where a man is a man
And the children dance to the pipes of pan!